Miss Piggy On Beauty

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

escapekey:

mishaonmywaywardlesbian:

ladydireadsalot:

myt0xicvalentine:

I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

A season a day keeps your friends away

I’ve just got one 

(Source: myt0xicvalentine)

beefycurtains:

me before tumblr

me after tumblr

Ohmygod you guys….I just realized this

doctorspockspaceman:

One day we will all be sitting on our computers, on tumblr, while an award show plays on the tv in front of us

Benedict and his wife will be walking down the red carpet, posing and smiling for photos when all of a sudden….Ben reaches down to put his hand on her stomach

and then…tumblr blows the fuck up

just wait my friends…it will come soon enough…..

daddybatch

theteenpauladeen:

nishlo:

ugly people ruining my day

Don’t look in the mirror next time

allegrophobia:

so i was drawing whales yesterday

and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale

havin’ a whale of a time