What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
One day we will all be sitting on our computers, on tumblr, while an award show plays on the tv in front of us
Benedict and his wife will be walking down the red carpet, posing and smiling for photos when all of a sudden….Ben reaches down to put his hand on her stomach
and then…tumblr blows the fuck up
just wait my friends…it will come soon enough…..