wonderhawk:

cheskamouse:

stigmartyr762:

When Dumb asses Attack

Justice, it waits for no one.

I can’t stop laughing

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aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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onefitmodel:

dickscratch:

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

AMEN

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thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

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durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

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peterpettigrewsbutt:

rubeus remus potter not albus severus

can you imagine hagrid’s reaction?? he would be so so so happy and honoured, little rubeus would be getting rock cakes all the time. hagrid buys him his first owl to keep with tradition. hagrid tells him stories about all his dangerous animals and rubeus potter loves it. he gets nicknamed ‘ru’

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jackingtonoff:

poetry

jackingtonoff:

poetry

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"Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you"
— 30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)
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